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Are you a REAL Muslim? (Are you really sure?)

Are you a REAL Muslim?

That's an important question and we are here to help you make sure about it.
You can obtain a pdf leaflet (one page) by emailing us at leaflet@realmuslim.uk Note that that is a ".uk" domian, not a".com" domain".

We'll put the text of the leaflet below, though maybe not as well formatted.

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Cheers, Robin


ARE YOU A REAL MUSLIM?

To be a real Muslim you have to recognise that the Qur’an is the perfect words of Allah, as revealed through his Messenger the Prophet Mohammed (pbuh).  And to be a real Muslim you have to believe all of the Quran. 

Many verses of the Qur’an declare that Allah is “all-powerful” and “can do all things” [e.g. 2:20, 59:6].  So he could not have any communication handicap in writing his perfect book.  And indeed, the Qur’an itself declares that it is a clear book (12:1); conveyed clearly (10:15); easy to understand (44:58); and explained in full (6:114).  (More verses point those things out but you only need one anyway.)
And nowhere does the Qur’an say anything like “If you aren’t sure what a verse means, just ask an Imam or someone qualified to interpret it, who you can recognise by the official badge they wear etc.”.  Any Imam or “scholar” who does claim to do that “interpretation” would necessarily be putting themselves in place of Allah’s Final Messenger, and disbelieving those Qur’an verses saying it is clear and easy to understand, and thus committing a major haram sin. 
And verses 2:85-86 make clear that Muslims must not just pick and choose which of the clear and easy-to-understand verses they believe and follow.
So in order to be a real Muslim you must believe that man was created from a blood clot [96:1-2], from water [25:54], from clay [15:26], from dust [30:20], and from nothing [3:47].
And must believe that “Every being that is in the heavens and on earth: all are devoutly obedient to Him.” [30:26] ....and also believe the Qur’an’s hundreds of mentions of those who are not obedient [2:11-20, 3:10-12, etc etc] and the horrors that await them.
And you must also believe Qur’an 4:11-12 and 4:176 which state the Qur'anic inheritance law, and prove that 1 + 0.25 = 1, and that 1 + 0.125 = 1.  Because, when a man dies, and is leaving behind three daughters, his two parents and his wife, they will receive the respective shares of 2/3 for the three daughters together, 1/3 for the parents together [both according to verse 4:11] and 1/8 for the wife [4:12] which adds up to 1.125 times the entire amount.  A second example: A man leaves only his mother, his wife and two sisters, then they receive 1/3 [mother, 4:11], 1/4 [wife, 4:12] and 2/3 [the two sisters, 4:176], which adds up to 1.25 times the original amount. 
You must also believe the Qur’an verses whch declare that the Bible is a true revelation [e.g. 5:46-47, 10:94], and also believe the other Qur’an verses which contradict it (for instance about the death of Christ [4:157-8], and most notably as to whether we should hate our enemies rather than love them (re which note Luke 23:34; Matthew.5:44; John 18:11). 
You must also believe the hundreds of verses complaining about disbelievers and those who (for some mysterious reason) only pretend to believe [e.g. 2:8-20, 63:1-11, 4:61, 4:140, 4:145; 8:49. 9:64, 9:67.] 
You must also believe in the Islamic year, even though 670 ‘years’ earlier Julius Caesar had already calculated a year accurate to the Earth’s seasonal changes within a fraction of a day.  You must also believe the Qur’an’s clear and detailed commands to “strictly observe the fast till nightfall” [2:187] when that can mean fasting for weeks continuously in Polar regions. 
And to be a real Muslim you must also believe the Qur’an verses which declare that a man walked to and reached the places where the sun rises and sets in a muddy spring [18:86, 18:90].  And believe the other Qur’an verses which never speak of the Earth being a globe but only of it being like a flat carpet rolled out [5:19, 20:53, 43:10, 5 0:7, 51:48, 71:19, 78:6, 79:30, 88:20, 91:6]. 
Real Muslims must also believe various other verses with evidently clear and easy to understand implications about terrorism such as 2:216, 4:77, 48:20, 8:41, 59:6, 59:7, 4:24, 33:50, 33:52, 48:16, 4:74, 48:29, 9:123, 8:55, 3:85, 98:6, 9:41.  They must also believe the clear and easy to understand command of verse 5:32 is only for “the Children of Israel” (i.e. Jews).
What a real Muslim shouldn’t believe is that Allah had only ever lived in Arabia and consequently only knew about a flat-earth polar-less winter-less Arabic-speaking universe.  And shouldn’t believe the rumours that millions are now leaving Islam (and joining ex-Muslim groups) even though they encounter death threats and more.
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Comments

  1. I want to become a Real Muslim! Where do I sign up? Thanks!

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    1. Ok Robin P Clarke -Repeat this..."Mohammed is the true Prophet of Allah, the one and only true GOD and there no other GOD but Allah." - There you go... You are now a Muslim. You can now go out and hate and slaughter in the name of Allah with no guilt whatsoever.
      - http://becomeamuslim.online/Convert-to-Islam/index.html

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    2. Thanks butg hang on Tile Man - doing that makes a person think they are a Muslim and makes some other ignorants think they are. But they are still not REAL Muslims unless they believe all that lot above. Of course many people who aren't REAL Muslims do still go out on Jihad to clear the earth of dirty infidels. But they might more accurately be described as people infected with Sudden Jihad Syndrome.

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  2. You must also believe the hundreds of verses complaining about disbelievers and those who (for some mysterious reason) only pretend to believe ...
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    I kinda think that Muhammed knew that when he threatened to kill everybody who didn't convert (most Arabs, who were the folks he was attacking in the beginning, were polytheists, not "people of the book"), they would "fake convert" in order to stay alive, and *those* were the people about whom he (or rather, his mouthpiece, Allah) was concerned in those verses.

    Thanks for a most-entertaining post. Hopefully, lots of people see it, research Islam for themselves, and learn what the pirate cult really teaches.

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    1. Rumours are that quite a lot are now doing the only pretending, including many of those wearing hijabs (in order to deflect suspicion from themselves). Of course they then get shouted at by fellow-non-believers....

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  3. Since you have made many quotes from the Quran - they are answered by the following quote also from the Quran. " It has been sent down by Him who knows the secret of the heavens and the earth. Truly he is Oft forgiving , Ever Merciful. " Quran 25:6


    Anti-religious posts are generally composed by people that hate religion generally and hate Islam specifically -the people that compose try to induce others to deny God. They do this by playing off the religions or pointing out items where the theology and modern world are at variance assuming that the latter is correct which is certainly not true in regards to belief in God almighty. The common ground of all true faith is belief in God, prayer and charity. To deny God is far more absurd that any faith.

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  4. you last 2 guys are so pissed off at truth

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